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IM STRAWBERRYCLOCK HAHAHA
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Level 13 Blank Slate
Ranked as Civilian
One half score and 3 years ago, Pokemon sucked and was very very gay and they all needed to die. Everyone on newgrounds hated that shit, and you can still see some of the classic and MOTHA FUCKIN BAD ASS Games and moveis about Pokemon sucking here:
Wait, theres no link anymore?! NO DID TOM FULP HIMSELF ENTER THE POKEMONS SPELL CALLED "NOSTALGIA"?!?!?!
Well I'm not going to let this shit stand. YOU HEAR ME? ALL POKEMON SHOULD DIE, ALL... theres gotta "B" a thousand of those little bastards by now! They're multiplying, don't you see? Theyre going to take over the world!!!!
So this Clock Day, I'm going into a Pokemon dimension (Not official because Nintendo might sew or something.)
Here's me about to kill some stupid ass Pokemon1!!
Here's a stupid trainer. He should be doing what cool people do instead of training stupid fucking ass Pokemon: Having lots of unprotected sex and smoking lots of WEED DAWG. WEEEEEEEEED.
ASSASSIN POKEMON INITIATIVE FOREVER BITCHES!!!
I'm so cool and edgy. Please like me.
I ALSO GO TO SPIRAL MOUNTAIN!!! SPOILERS!! Maybe I can start an internet petition for Banjo-Threeie. My four signatures will sure show MicrosofT!!!!!
Oh and heres a cool classic edgy movie: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1645
Also cant post this on the front page because the icon upload is broken, YAY!! Lets see if one person comments on this.
Recent Game Medals
Total Medals Earned: 5 (From 1 different game.)