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ASSASSIN POKEMON INITIATIVE RISES AGAIN!!!

2013-08-11 16:56:51 by StrawberryClock
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One half score and 3 years ago, Pokemon sucked and was very very gay and they all needed to die. Everyone on newgrounds hated that shit, and you can still see some of the classic and MOTHA FUCKIN BAD ASS Games and moveis about Pokemon sucking here:

Wait, theres no link anymore?! NO DID TOM FULP HIMSELF ENTER THE POKEMONS SPELL CALLED "NOSTALGIA"?!?!?!

Well I'm not going to let this shit stand. YOU HEAR ME? ALL POKEMON SHOULD DIE, ALL... theres gotta "B" a thousand of those little bastards by now! They're multiplying, don't you see? Theyre going to take over the world!!!!

So this Clock Day, I'm going into a Pokemon dimension (Not official because Nintendo might sew or something.)

Here's me about to kill some stupid ass Pokemon1!!

http://s24.postimg.org/s87oimb9x/ss3.png

Here's a stupid trainer. He should be doing what cool people do instead of training stupid fucking ass Pokemon: Having lots of unprotected sex and smoking lots of WEED DAWG. WEEEEEEEEED.

http://s8.postimg.org/nhozvmout/ss2.png

ASSASSIN POKEMON INITIATIVE FOREVER BITCHES!!!

I'm so cool and edgy. Please like me.

I ALSO GO TO SPIRAL MOUNTAIN!!! SPOILERS!! Maybe I can start an internet petition for Banjo-Threeie. My four signatures will sure show MicrosofT!!!!!

Oh and heres a cool classic edgy movie: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1645

Also cant post this on the front page because the icon upload is broken, YAY!! Lets see if one person comments on this.

ASSASSIN POKEMON INITIATIVE RISES AGAIN!!!


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MistaBuckMistaBuck

2013-10-28 04:25:50

N disliked this


MINDSTORM90000MINDSTORM90000

2013-10-26 18:04:24

I fucking HATE Pokemon! It makes no sense to me. Therefore, tis retarded. Die you bastards!


aolko93aolko93

2013-08-16 02:22:39

Aren't you dead, rotten and forgotten?


ProtectTeemProtectTeem

2013-08-15 23:55:33

I like you so much I love you!


SlintSlint

2013-08-15 17:31:46

happy clock day faget


LazarheaDLazarheaD

2013-08-15 15:06:43

Happy B day!


VicariousEVicariousE

2013-08-11 22:09:01

Time to depopulate those pocket sized monsters, bruh....


chris-the-stick2chris-the-stick2

2013-08-11 21:09:39

you're the king of the portal!


chris-the-stick2chris-the-stick2

2013-08-11 21:01:39

good project strawberry clock! you can do it, i believe in you!


mandogmandog

2013-08-11 20:02:02

you're gay!


ZJZJ

2013-08-11 19:58:57

I remember back in the day when you had a flash submission that was just a slideshow of Pokemon porn. Good times.


C0mBineDC0mBineD

2013-08-11 19:39:51

sbc pls


sweet-n-saltynutsweet-n-saltynut

2013-08-11 17:56:38

whats your least fave pokemon?