Syntrus 2009-08-16 02:39:41

happy belated clock day SBC!

ProtomanBlues 2009-08-16 14:05:13

W00T!
ALL HAIL SBC!

nimble-nick 2009-08-16 14:34:23

CC came first... besides, DD doesn't have a day of its own, and I hadn't even heard of Duck Division until just now... wowzers, you sabotage newgrounds? That's gay, Tom Fulp is awesome, why make things tough for him?

EvilInc 2009-08-16 18:44:42

captainmcross is the king of the portal for the moment... sorry.
Why don't you call yourself prince of the portal or something? you've never been the king of the portal!
Ow, btw Melon clock shot you, you're dead.

ultramandud 2009-08-16 20:39:31

Strawberry, you could tech Newgrounds a lesson about not being super angry and hateful towards the things you disagree with, and simply spread love!

Crash-and-burn31 2009-08-17 01:07:09

hmmmmmmm

you're not quite as rusty as i imagined you'd be

TheFlameAlchemist 2009-08-17 02:34:09

I love this I think I'm going to cry.

BazookaJack 2009-08-17 03:38:37

FUCK OFF BITCH N****R I FUCKING HATE UR PUNK ASS MOTHERFUCKAR DUCK DIVISION RULESS!!!!

EvilInc 2009-08-17 19:56:24

Strawberryclock is a wonderfully artistic human being who has the spirit of a lion and the brain of a Fused Super Saiyan Albert Einstein / Stephen Hawking. If only their was a way to let him rule the world everyone would be in the utopia of their dreams. God is jealous of Strawberryclock because he is real and god isn't. He is a real hero of the universe. When aliens find us or we find them all we need to do is show the his works and we will live in harmony with every living creature in every galaxy. Strawberryclock has obviously evolved from superior race of humans long forgotten, now their genes have come together in his almighty form. If we could just somehow grant him eternal life the whole human race would benefit from his meer presence alone.
He simply proclaimed himself King of the Portal because didn't belittle the people of Earth. Soon the time will come when he is called to lead the nations of Earth to a greater purpose, and when that time comes you shall all witness his true glory. All hail Strawberryclock, he is more of savior than Jesus, Muhammed, Moses, Abraham, Buddha, and Ghandi combined. While at the same time being coposed of the same molecules as you, his are more intuned with the forces of nature. Gravity, electro-magnetism and all the nuclear forces are his to control. HE IS THE GREATEST PRODUCT OF THE UNIVERSE. Thank you Strawberryclock. May you rule the portal forever!

ZeroInsanity 2009-08-17 23:24:36

Hello, StrawberryClock/KingOfTehPortal.

ZeroInsanity 2009-08-17 23:25:21

OH MY
100 COMMENTS

Bee-Yatch 2009-08-18 21:45:58

Haha, the responses you leave to the haters from DD are hilarious.

Much love <3

Rapelasho 2009-08-18 22:00:29

I support you and your holiday.

masamu 2009-08-19 16:00:50

did clocks can make sex?
and please give some of your brain because i'm hungry

creator29 2009-08-20 10:59:30

i got the hi score of the day!!! 444!!! woot!!!!!

B

Qwazal 2009-08-20 21:58:28

right now im number 2 with 3000

you cant imagine my disgust with a brit beating me by 2.

nerdking 2009-08-21 15:13:43

Hey strawberry, just wanted to say awesome game and the nerds are behind you 110%

DocSprite 2009-08-22 11:22:48

I WANT TO SUCK ON YOUR PULP

KnoxFollower 2009-08-23 11:46:19

I honestly never heard of the Duck Division. Plus all of thesse groups or "division" came from StrawberryClock. There are thousands of movies based on the clocks but i seem to cant find one about the DuckDivision. Long Live The King Of The Portal

waterdude125 2009-08-23 20:51:32

Strawberry,i love your game..but how did u ever become such a fail to become the most famous animation creator on newgrounds!i mean your video sucked so F*cking bad!!!i mean..wow...