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ASSASSIN POKEMON INITIATIVE RISES AGAIN!!!

Posted by StrawberryClock - August 11th, 2013


One half score and 3 years ago, Pokemon sucked and was very very gay and they all needed to die. Everyone on newgrounds hated that shit, and you can still see some of the classic and MOTHA FUCKIN BAD ASS Games and moveis about Pokemon sucking here:

Wait, theres no link anymore?! NO DID TOM FULP HIMSELF ENTER THE POKEMONS SPELL CALLED "NOSTALGIA"?!?!?!

Well I'm not going to let this shit stand. YOU HEAR ME? ALL POKEMON SHOULD DIE, ALL... theres gotta "B" a thousand of those little bastards by now! They're multiplying, don't you see? Theyre going to take over the world!!!!

So this Clock Day, I'm going into a Pokemon dimension (Not official because Nintendo might sew or something.)

Here's me about to kill some stupid ass Pokemon1!!

http://s24.postimg.org/s87oimb9x/ss3.png

Here's a stupid trainer. He should be doing what cool people do instead of training stupid fucking ass Pokemon: Having lots of unprotected sex and smoking lots of WEED DAWG. WEEEEEEEEED.

http://s8.postimg.org/nhozvmout/ss2.png

ASSASSIN POKEMON INITIATIVE FOREVER BITCHES!!!

I'm so cool and edgy. Please like me.

I ALSO GO TO SPIRAL MOUNTAIN!!! SPOILERS!! Maybe I can start an internet petition for Banjo-Threeie. My four signatures will sure show MicrosofT!!!!!

Oh and heres a cool classic edgy movie: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1645

Also cant post this on the front page because the icon upload is broken, YAY!! Lets see if one person comments on this.

ASSASSIN POKEMON INITIATIVE RISES AGAIN!!!


Comments

whats your least fave pokemon?

sbc pls

I remember back in the day when you had a flash submission that was just a slideshow of Pokemon porn. Good times.

good project strawberry clock! you can do it, i believe in you!

you're the king of the portal!

Time to depopulate those pocket sized monsters, bruh....

Happy B day!

happy clock day faget

I like you so much I love you!

Aren't you dead, rotten and forgotten?

I fucking HATE Pokemon! It makes no sense to me. Therefore, tis retarded. Die you bastards!

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