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Leaving Newgrounds

Posted by StrawberryClock - April 1st, 2014


Listen folks, you see, I'm a big time Youtube celebrity now. I have over two thousand subscribers and I'm making two figures (Over TEN DOLLARS!) per month on Youtube.

There's simply no TIME for me to post the exact same movies on Newgrounds that I do on Youtube, that's precious minutes of my day!

Thanks for making me popular Newgrounds in the first place Newgrounds, wish I could give you something back for the success you gave me... but that's precious minutes out my day so I'm sure Tom Fulp is 100% A-OK with me posting this message on the front page.

So cya. 

- Forever, the King of the Portal


Comments

Won't be missed.

You forgot a huge intro telling us about how excited you were when you uploaded your first animation!

k, bye.

Great, NG is doomed now.

Goddamn, you nailed it with this blog post. Never understood why those big names just left completely. I understand moving on with more popular platforms, but you could throw us a bone...

son of a B...

you are fucking sex.

YOU TRAITOR!

get out

Oh.............
You got me there for a moment King Strawberry........
It was an honor being tricked by you!

FUCK

But you were the reason I drew breath...

I'VE DONE EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER ASKED
OF ME I DESERVE THE CROWN GIVE
ME THE CROWN DAMMIT
YOU PROMISED

30 pounds of ass.

srawbery nooo

You'll be back. They always come back D:<

never forget

The portal shall be reverted to an anarcho-syndicalist commune.

k thnx bye

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