sweet

Ok, that's... WAIT A MINUTE!

I CANNUT W8!!!!11!!1!

suck my dick fag

your alive?

are there gunna be medals?

lol creebz.He r jealous.

Creebz not many users fear the DD, or any internet group for that matter.

B? the game? :O

i cant wait, this will be the most anticipated game I will wait for :D

"hacked five mods as well as done plenty of other things" This will be quoted on the bbs, please believe. Nobody gives a shit if you delete a few of their posts. You're not even going to make a dent in Newgrounds history.

@ michelinman

no one gives a shit right? http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 081077
i don't like the DD but you have to admit it they caught all of us by surprise

KK is far superior to the CC because we spread more love than the CC.

I'm not scared of the DD
Those guys are pussies

oh good god yes

all U need is lov

i want your account

give me your account

no substitutions >:o

What the hell is going on someone please explain it to me :o

"4chan.COM"

fail

Creebz fails too, he used to roll with KK

fucking fag

oh boy things are heating up in here!!!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

creb is jealous lmfao

Permabanned?

yeh.

lolz

Creebz is a faggot.

Have a nice day.

Creebz makes me laugh

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Strawberryclock makes me giggle

Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp

*Clicks Ad* AHAHAH I BET CREEBZ IS SO PISSED!

*Buys newgrounds shirt* AHAHHAHAHHA!!!

I'm looking forward to it! I'm gonna vote 5 on it!

Awesome! Does it involve moving a red, off-centered, Times New Roman B around?

Welcome back.

AHEM lost wisdom, he was never gone.

This is clearly not the original account owner who joined the Star syndicate then fucked off elsewhere.
Just some faggot, nothing is more pathetic than clocks.

oh wait you are the original accunt owner
sorry didnt think a troll would actually come back like five years later ,.

LULZ worhsip B peggies CAN I DRIV LOL LOLLALAOOLAOLALOLA B is my lord * mastra

I <3 StrawberryClock

Creebz is so jealous it's funny :3

Awesome, can't wait. Hope it has medals.

wat

Damn you clockcrew!!!

k
.
.

I worrship you

I love you my master of clock pimps in the fruit section of the supermarket

I don't think mommy likes me very much.

Its clock day!! Yay!!!!..... What now?

so i hurd ur gh3y

clock day

Coolman

I am here to pay homage to one of the great ones, please accept this humble offering of flash submissions on this glorious day.

your just a washed up sack of nothing

Crebz is just hurt.. Hurt in a place he has never been hurt before.

Hail to the king, baby.

I don't know how anyone can expect people to be afraid of a group on the internet. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Oh no, you've deleted my bbs posts!
I fear for my SAFETY!!!

where are your other news posts?

It's everything you said it would be. I applaud you. You're truly a master of your craft. I shall tell my grandkids of your flash prowess, and the day that B: The Video Game was unveiled to us mortals. I feel honored even being able to post in your news post. Have my babies?

lol strawberryclock wtf
i thought you were banned and then went on to bigger and better things

StrawberryClock loves all of his children. Even the aborted ones.

Oh, and you are StrawberryCiock.

omg guise!!!!!!!

creeb just got pwnED!!!!!!!!

Also i'm in the KK, you joined. You were in the KK, then we banned you. :) So he was in KK. So creeb, stop being bad, and thinking you are cr0m.

you are a great man

It is addicting.
It is awesome.
We can truly see this is made by the great king of the portal.

YOU SHOULD HAD A MULTIPLAYER MODE ON YOUR GAME

*add

Great King of teh Portal, there is a problem! B: The game is not featured! What shall we do, lord?

Lulz... For a moment I thought Eyelovepoozy permabanned you or something.

What happened with that anyways? Did Tom Fulp get him off your back or what?

Honestly, what does it feel like to be this popular... over some flash red font B?

I mean, thats like a miracle right there.

WE SHOULD GET CLOCK CREW UP AGAIN.

No srsly though you're great. <3 Fuck the DD.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBBB

*wipes tear*

It's.... beautiful.

I realize ur the leader of the clock crew, but i think OrangeClock shud be. sure, u made "B", wich changed newgrounds into the AWESOME thing it is today, but OrangeClock actually makes clock spams ALOT more than u.

DAMN U CLOCKCREW U WORTHLESS SACK OF HANDSOME!!!!!1!!1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Y8Wh HG6O0

"king?...yeah...here's your crown"
>= )

l8s

SHUT UP JOSH BEDN

The Duck Division thinks they took your crown, too bad it's never been removed from your head.

There can B only one king of the portal.

happy belated clock day SBC!

I came when i saw this..none would ever expect SBC coming down from the skies and actually be so B to actually be so B to make a news post about the red letter that the cc celebrates that is B.

you are my clock hero and the only one.

Done playing the game.

that is da best game you have ever

and it's funny because you have only made one game.

DD got pwnt, also without CC, Duck Division would never have been into existence

"Creebz says:

um DD has hacked five mods as well as done plenty of other things you ignorant shithead"

And CC of course haven't done this even though they have been up for more than 6 years? the CC has had a shitload of flame wars against the admins of this board and other groups and haters while you faggots really haven't had anything expect starting them on your own on purpose, it's not like we give a shit if you have hacked any forums anyway, none cares expect you and your shitheaded crew that thinks that posting news posts on ng will give you the "We're the cool kids yo" personality with some "mean" text.

omfg my news post is filled with hate and insults now i'm one of da kool kids on da intarbutts yo! the DD is just some faggots submitting random beastiality spam that were never funny nor amazing. how the fuck can DD be better if it haven't even been up for like a year and CC has been up for like 8/9 years?

you got pwnt hard by SBC.

"um DD has hacked five mods as well as done plenty of other things you ignorant shithead"

OMFG WOW HE HACKED FIVE MODS AND OTHER MEANIE BOY THINGS ON DA INTERNETZ THIS IS OF COURSE THE STRONG THING THAT MAKES A CREW A CREW AND A TEAM! that's not the fucking purpose of the clock crew you can't compare hacking and other yo kool man things to the cc god damnit.

FAIL!

"GiantDouche says:

Creebz not many users fear the DD, or any internet group for that matter."

- truth.

this isn't ancient interwenz anymore fag, gtfo

W00T!
ALL HAIL SBC!

CC came first... besides, DD doesn't have a day of its own, and I hadn't even heard of Duck Division until just now... wowzers, you sabotage newgrounds? That's gay, Tom Fulp is awesome, why make things tough for him?

captainmcross is the king of the portal for the moment... sorry.
Why don't you call yourself prince of the portal or something? you've never been the king of the portal!
Ow, btw Melon clock shot you, you're dead.

Strawberry, you could tech Newgrounds a lesson about not being super angry and hateful towards the things you disagree with, and simply spread love!

hmmmmmmm

you're not quite as rusty as i imagined you'd be

I love this I think I'm going to cry.

FUCK OFF BITCH N****R I FUCKING HATE UR PUNK ASS MOTHERFUCKAR DUCK DIVISION RULESS!!!!

BazookaJack, shut the FUCK up. Strawberry rules, always will. All hail.

Strawberryclock is a wonderfully artistic human being who has the spirit of a lion and the brain of a Fused Super Saiyan Albert Einstein / Stephen Hawking. If only their was a way to let him rule the world everyone would be in the utopia of their dreams. God is jealous of Strawberryclock because he is real and god isn't. He is a real hero of the universe. When aliens find us or we find them all we need to do is show the his works and we will live in harmony with every living creature in every galaxy. Strawberryclock has obviously evolved from superior race of humans long forgotten, now their genes have come together in his almighty form. If we could just somehow grant him eternal life the whole human race would benefit from his meer presence alone.
He simply proclaimed himself King of the Portal because didn't belittle the people of Earth. Soon the time will come when he is called to lead the nations of Earth to a greater purpose, and when that time comes you shall all witness his true glory. All hail Strawberryclock, he is more of savior than Jesus, Muhammed, Moses, Abraham, Buddha, and Ghandi combined. While at the same time being coposed of the same molecules as you, his are more intuned with the forces of nature. Gravity, electro-magnetism and all the nuclear forces are his to control. HE IS THE GREATEST PRODUCT OF THE UNIVERSE. Thank you Strawberryclock. May you rule the portal forever!

Hello, StrawberryClock/KingOfTehPortal.

OH MY
100 COMMENTS

hey king of da portal,finally we meet. I saw your bestflash of all time :D

Haha, the responses you leave to the haters from DD are hilarious.

Much love <3

I support you and your holiday.

did clocks can make sex?
and please give some of your brain because i'm hungry

i got the hi score of the day!!! 444!!! woot!!!!!

B

right now im number 2 with 3000

you cant imagine my disgust with a brit beating me by 2.

Hey strawberry, just wanted to say awesome game and the nerds are behind you 110%

I WANT TO SUCK ON YOUR PULP

I honestly never heard of the Duck Division. Plus all of thesse groups or "division" came from StrawberryClock. There are thousands of movies based on the clocks but i seem to cant find one about the DuckDivision. Long Live The King Of The Portal

Strawberry,i love your game..but how did u ever become such a fail to become the most famous animation creator on newgrounds!i mean your video sucked so F*cking bad!!!i mean..wow...

strawberryclock,

everything you do is just pure genius. If you had a cock i would suck it.

Dude this game is epic XD

But you know what I want to know? How did you become "King of the Portal"?
I've only been an active NewGrounder for about 2 years now and I don't know the history of "The Man Behind the Clock", but I would like to know.

Oh yea, and what's this "LeDuckDivision" i'm seeing all over NewGrounds? Have you made a new mortal enemy?

Okay cool.

I LOVE YOU!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!11111

Wow. it is fun

0mfg th1s 1s teh b3st thang EVAR!!!!!!!!!

If you abolished monarchy, ceased being the King of the Portal, and instead started a dictatorship...
You'd not have to listen to one hell of a lot of 12-year old bastards flaming, raging, crying and begging! You could have them banned, and all problems would be solved.
The system works.

OK, THEN FUCK YOU AND YOUR CLOCK BULLSHIT!!!

BETTER JUST CANCEL YOUR STUPID CLOCK OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!!!

Dear SBC,
I thought you had gone for good. Now you return in triumph! How nice, a submission I can actually support, giving a vote score that would pass judgement! In fact I gave the game a good old go, getting over 200!

Best Wishes to all Clocks from IceD of the Dragons & Spirits

the original, epic SC

your just some poor excuse of a dog you retard look at the flashportal YOU AREN"T AND NEVER WILL BE KING OF THE PORTAL dick shit don't even bother respond and ban me from talking back we all know who would win don't even bother saying you cuz you aren't and by banning me from this message board or w/e your just afraid that you might get beat

I thought you were like, dead.

I am a single mother and my only son, Jamie, is 13. About six months ago I walked into his room to ask him if he wanted to come with me to my sister's house for the evening. I opened the door without knocking and gently knocked as I looked around the door. When I saw him he was half sitting half lying on the bed with an ENORMOUS erection in his hand. I just stood and stared in amazement as I saw that my 13 year old son had a much bigger penis than his father or any other man I had been with. He lay still for a moment staring back at me before starting back wanking his big cock again. I could not believe he was going to carry on and do it in front of me but I was transfixed and glued to the spot. He was breathing hard and looking right at me while I glanced at his face but stayed fixed on his huge, throbbing cock which was leaking precum from its bulbous head. He started to grunt and then he shot streams of thick spunk out all over his chest and stomach. It came out hard and in large amounts, maybe four big jets and a few small squirts. I stood dumbstruck as he lay panting and milking the last of his load from his still hard dick. He looked me right in the eye and grinned his gorgeous grin before saying, "Enjoy the show?" I just turned and left the room in a whirl of emotions. I walked around trying to think what to do but all I could do was think how fantastic his penis looked. I told myself it was wrong but I was turned on so I could not decide what to do. I sneaked home late that night so as to avoid him. I couldn't look at him the next morning but he was grinning all the time and trying to ask me what was wrong. He was saying things like I shouldn't worry about seeing him as he enjoyed it more than ever, and that he thought I enjoyed it too. I ignored him and when he asked me to admit I enjoyed watching, I walked out.

That night when he came home he was quiet and I thought he might have realised he was wrong to have flaunted himself in front of me. Later he was in the living room watching TV while I was doing some cleaning and I walked into the living room to dust the furniture. He was sitting on the couch stark naked with his clothes in a pile on the floor wanking his big, hard cock. I gasped and managed to ask him what the hell he was playing at. He grinned and said he was doing what we both wanted him to do. I said that was not true, but he calmly said that it was. Then he said, "I can tell because you keep staring at my cock. It's big for my age, isn't it?" I was shaking and I wanted to leave but I couldn't. I just kept on staring. He then told me how he had wanked with his friends and his cock was twice the size of some of theirs. I said I wasn't surprised. Then I said, "It's bigger than any grown man's I have seen in the flesh." I couldn't believe I was telling him that. I saw him grin proudly. "Is it really?" he asked, and I told him yes. "Do you like it?" he asked, and I told him yes. He wanked harder and panted and I saw his abs flexing and his massive penis swelling as he grunted that he was going to cum. He came even more and even harder than he had the night before, even hitting his face and neck with the first two jets. He must have shot eight or nine jets and as he lay sweating and panting. I was sweating and panting too.

I sat down next to him. He turned and looked at me, smiling. "Did you enjoy that as much as I did," he asked. I told him yes. "Well I'll be able to do it again if you want to do it for me," he said with a smile. I said he must be joking but he said no. As he stroked his still hard penis he invited me to take hold of it. I couldn't resist. I took hold of his fat, sticky shaft and squeezed it before stroking up its length and over the spermy head, then down the underside to his large balls. He giggled cheekily and said, "See mum, I knew you'd like it." I stroked and squeezed his cock and balls with one hand while I rubbed his chest and stomach with the other, smoothing the cum over his warm, smooth skin. I had told him before how well muscled he was for his age and I complimented him again as I felt his impressively firm and defined chest and stomach muscles beneath the film of spunk.

I began to wank his mighty penis harder and faster as I continued to rub his toned body. He was breathing deeply and saying, "Oh yes mum, I love it, you are doing it so good." I said, "I love wanking you Jamie. Your dick is so big and sexy." I kept on wanking him for a good ten minutes before his pants and moans became grunts and he said he was cumming. "Do it Jamie," I urged. He shot his second load out over his stomach and my hand. I rubbed his hot cum all over his body and then we both said how much we enjoyed it. I told him to go and shower and I went to my room and fingered myself to a quick and intense orgasm.

The next night I undressed him and I got a ruler and tape measure to see how big he actually was. I measured him at seven inches in length and 5 inches around. I then stripped off with him and we started stroking and wanking each other. He had never seen a woman naked before and I showed him where everything was. He came quickly but he then concentrated on getting me off and I came soon afterwards. We have continued in this way ever since, though we only do it a few times each week. We have a fantastic relationship. He has a girlfriend at school and lots of friends who he socialises with all the time. He is a totally level headed young man and we both understand what we do is just sexy fun. He is even bigger now and is getting more manly all the time. I will never have full sex with him as it would be totally wrong, even with protection, but I now see nothing wrong with our fun and hope it continues for another year or two.

i cant beleve this but i got 521 B's! :D

i got 1100 Bs!

ps. YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Lol do you think SBC started to cry cause u hacked his acc? Dude, go find some friends and you will be happy. Otherwise you will be a lowlifing "Hacker" should i say? No but seriously, go find some friends and come back.

hi god

i got 4000,
your game was sooooooo addicting!!!

I wish you would come back.

I can't wait to pass a Clock Crew spam submission.