Clock Day means a new movie from yours truly!

2014-08-15 16:24:20 by StrawberryClock
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But not only that, it's a collab, containing people who participated in the good 'ol days of Newgrounds!  Who decided to participate in my silly collab?  Watch and find out!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/644452



A call to arms!

If you made flash from the years 2000-2005 and interested in participating in a collaboration, let me know. I have something very special planned.


Leaving Newgrounds

2014-04-01 06:31:47 by StrawberryClock
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Listen folks, you see, I'm a big time Youtube celebrity now. I have over two thousand subscribers and I'm making two figures (Over TEN DOLLARS!) per month on Youtube.

There's simply no TIME for me to post the exact same movies on Newgrounds that I do on Youtube, that's precious minutes of my day!

Thanks for making me popular Newgrounds in the first place Newgrounds, wish I could give you something back for the success you gave me... but that's precious minutes out my day so I'm sure Tom Fulp is 100% A-OK with me posting this message on the front page.

So cya. 

- Forever, the King of the Portal


ASSASSIN POKEMON INITIATIVE RISES AGAIN!!!

2013-08-11 16:56:51 by StrawberryClock
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One half score and 3 years ago, Pokemon sucked and was very very gay and they all needed to die. Everyone on newgrounds hated that shit, and you can still see some of the classic and MOTHA FUCKIN BAD ASS Games and moveis about Pokemon sucking here:

Wait, theres no link anymore?! NO DID TOM FULP HIMSELF ENTER THE POKEMONS SPELL CALLED "NOSTALGIA"?!?!?!

Well I'm not going to let this shit stand. YOU HEAR ME? ALL POKEMON SHOULD DIE, ALL... theres gotta "B" a thousand of those little bastards by now! They're multiplying, don't you see? Theyre going to take over the world!!!!

So this Clock Day, I'm going into a Pokemon dimension (Not official because Nintendo might sew or something.)

Here's me about to kill some stupid ass Pokemon1!!

http://s24.postimg.org/s87oimb9x/ss3.png

Here's a stupid trainer. He should be doing what cool people do instead of training stupid fucking ass Pokemon: Having lots of unprotected sex and smoking lots of WEED DAWG. WEEEEEEEEED.

http://s8.postimg.org/nhozvmout/ss2.png

ASSASSIN POKEMON INITIATIVE FOREVER BITCHES!!!

I'm so cool and edgy. Please like me.

I ALSO GO TO SPIRAL MOUNTAIN!!! SPOILERS!! Maybe I can start an internet petition for Banjo-Threeie. My four signatures will sure show MicrosofT!!!!!

Oh and heres a cool classic edgy movie: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1645

Also cant post this on the front page because the icon upload is broken, YAY!! Lets see if one person comments on this.

ASSASSIN POKEMON INITIATIVE RISES AGAIN!!!


Happy 11th Clock Day

2012-08-15 00:34:25 by StrawberryClock
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As with every clock day I shall submit an excellent flash today! So keep your eyes peeled! HAHAHAHAHA



A FUCKING "BEAT EM UP" GAME.

Bitchin'

Coming Soon from THE FUCKING KING OF THE PORTAL


ppl r dieing

2010-08-12 14:58:07 by StrawberryClock

u herd me rite. DIEING. I cant die cuz I SBC BUT othr ppl are dieing becuz of a guy with green hair is atacking them wit what I call "The redd curcil O' doom" n cauzin ppl to dye. it up 2 me to sav da day n becom a hero AGAIN!

Wats wors is dat I went to high school wit dis fool, so I mus kil an old friend o mine..

all wil B reveld soon!


B: The Video Game

2009-08-09 17:18:04 by StrawberryClock
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This is my first video game ever!!! I DO ACSTIONSPRICT!!! I DO IT REALLY REALLY WELL!!! it the POWER OF ONE!!!

its coming soon its the best game ever you collect Bs and it sfun and it has a leaderboard and you play as ME and you never get tired of it ITS FUN and its coming out on the best day of the year clock day ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

CAN YOU GET THE HIGH SCORE??!! B DA B MASTA! Well actualy thats me so B da B master's runner up!!!!

- King of the Portal